To put the alcohol/pregnancy issue to bed once and for all, I will end the discussion with a question. Did I drink during my wife’s pregnancy? I will now answer that question with a question: Is a bullfrog’s ass water-tight?
If unexpected invites happen to pop up (which is guaranteed), be honest and let her know. Don’t be a douche-nozzle by being sneaky. If you are forthcoming with your intentions, she will undoubtedly tend to be much more flexible with your requests.
Her list was simple, and started with the “hell no’s” first: marked number one in order of importance and nudging out pork as the top contender on the recently banished foods list was… chicken.
To put the alcohol/pregnancy issue to bed once and for all, I will end the discussion with a question. Did I drink during my wife’s pregnancy? I will now answer that question with a question: Is a bullfrog’s ass water-tight?
If unexpected invites happen to pop up (which is guaranteed), be honest and let her know. Don’t be a douche-nozzle by being sneaky. If you are forthcoming with your intentions, she will undoubtedly tend to be much more flexible with your requests.
Her list was simple, and started with the “hell no’s” first: marked number one in order of importance and nudging out pork as the top contender on the recently banished foods list was… chicken.
shits and giggles
S and G’s…Gotta luv ‘em!